Slough escorts
Rain on the forecourt and the ring road quiet after nine. Send Etta one message and a companion sets off for your door, usually there inside 25 to 45 minutes, anywhere from Slough Central out to Windsor, Eton and Maidenhead.
Read at every hour, day or night. The hour opens at £250 and the tariff card further down holds the rest.
Towns on the run
Hotels beside the junctions, serviced flats in the middle of town, private addresses down towards the river. Every town on this list sits inside the same arrival window on an ordinary evening.
Twelve towns
Slough and whatever sits either side of it, from the trading estates in the north down to the riverbank and along the airport perimeter.
Each one has its own page in SL postcodes, with the postcodes it covers and the nearest station.
Out of town and back
The road is the reason this desk can answer so fast after dark.
- Junctions five through eight keep these towns inside half an hour of one another, most evenings inside twenty minutes.
- Somewhere outside the twelve? Send the postcode and you get an honest travel time before any figure.
- Anything on the airport perimeter runs to three hours, travel included, because the roads there do not forgive a tight plan.
- Her mileage between these towns never turns up as an extra line on the rates.
Four fixed lamps
Shape the rest of the evening however suits you. These four read the same whoever you book and whatever hour you write at.
Quiet by habit
One thread, one number, nothing kept once the evening is over. Your address goes no further than the chat you typed it into, and Etta does not ask what you do for a living.
Met in person
Nobody reaches this board through a form. Each companion has been met face to face, her age seen, her town confirmed, and her photographs taken for this site before a page was written for her.
A lit desk
Half past nine, half past three, a wet Monday afternoon in February. Somebody is awake to read what you send and to answer it in plain words rather than a template.
Outcall only
She travels to the address you give and walks in looking like any other guest. Hotels by the junctions, flats in the middle of town, houses down near the water, and nothing to visit at this end.
28 companions
Every photograph on this board was taken for this site, faces softened, nothing explicit. What the panel gives you is the rest of what settles it: her age, the town she sets off from and whether she is out this evening. Sort the board by town, or by who is free.
Nothing on the board answers to both of those at the moment. Drop one filter, or say which town you are calling from and Etta will name whoever is nearest.
The tariff card
Same idea as the card taped up in a cab window: the booking on one side, the figure on the other, and no small print underneath either of them.
Tariff card
The figure you are quoted is the figure for the evening. Her run between these towns sits inside it, and it stays exactly where it is once she is moving.
The fee goes into her hand at the door, in person, when she arrives. Each line buys her hours and her company, and this page offers nothing besides that.
Two companions at one table, a longer evening, a weekend away: all of it gets a figure in the same thread before a single thing is fixed. Travel, cancellation and the rest are written out in full on the rates page.
Ask for a figureBooking in three stops
No forms, no account, nobody on hold. It all happens inside one chat thread, first line to the knock at your door. The booking page walks through it a step at a time.
You write
Your town or your hotel, the hour you want her there, and how many hours you are asking for. A name too, if one stood out on the board upstairs.
Etta replies
Back comes a name, the exact minute she can knock and the figure for those hours. Nothing is fixed until you have answered yes to all three.
She arrives
Twenty five to forty five minutes to most doors between the junctions. The fee goes into her hand at the door, and the evening belongs to the two of you after that.
Seven quick answers
How soon can she be at a Slough door?
On an ordinary evening, twenty five to forty five minutes to an address between Slough Central and Maidenhead. Etta sends one arrival time rather than a window, so you know the minute to expect the knock.
Can I ask Etta for one companion in particular?
Yes, and most guests do. Name her in your first line, or give the town you are in and let the reply name whoever is nearest. If she is already out, you get her next clear evening.
Which towns sit inside the arrival window?
Twelve of them, from Slough Central and Langley through Windsor, Eton, Datchet and Burnham out to Maidenhead, plus Colnbrook, West Drayton, Harmondsworth, Longford and the airport perimeter. Junctions five through eight keep them all close.
Is the figure I am quoted the whole figure?
It is. One hour opens at £250 and every longer shape has its own line on the tariff card. Her mileage between these towns sits inside that figure, and nothing is itemised afterwards.
Does the hotel reception need to be told anything?
No. She arrives dressed for the building and walks in as your guest. Send the room number through the same thread once you have it, or say you would rather meet her in the bar.
What does the first message need to say?
A town or a postcode, the hour you want her there, and how many hours you are asking for. A name if one stood out on the board. Everything beyond that is optional.
Can a night be fixed a week or two ahead?
Dinner evenings and weekends usually are. Write early with the date and Etta holds the hour. Plans that change with three hours notice cost nothing, and the booking page sets out the rest in plain words.
Flag her down
One message with a town and an hour in it. Back comes her panel, the minutes until she knocks and the figure for the evening.